FRAT RANKING PREDICTIONS

Hello beautiful spectators of Greek Rank. Today the Greek Freak Ranker is coming at y’all with his predictive rankings for the 2026 year. PNMs take notes📝
Touse: Phi Delt, Fiji, TKE
Lower touse: lambda/xi (interchangeable, but I like lambda very slightly more), Pike
Mouse: AEPI, ZBT (very excited for ZBT I hope yall do great with the new house), DSig, SNU, ASIG
Lower mouse: DTD, Sig Chi, SAE (name value could make them go up)
Bouse: everybody else (do not rush anywhere but the places above)
Although I give AEPI a lot of sh it, I think they could be okay this year provided they stop throwing terrible parties. I’m very high on lambda and Xi (the only people who throw better parties are Fiji and TKE) and I think ZBT could make a sneaky run to lower touse. relatively low on pike Bcs of the crappy Axo pc and their parties are really not great. Lastly I think Fiji does slightly better this year than tke due to their good tailgates and very solid parties. Good luck to all the frats this year!