Nate Bacon Stats

Wsg, the names Nate Bacon, you prolly already knew that though. They call me the baconator back where I'm from (touse). Just wanted to give a quick rundown of my stats for those who are too old to know about me:
1.3 second shotty time
67 Bodies (41 of em through the backdoor)
Size 16 shoes (you know what they say) #UNCUT
PCP of #TOUSE
Absolute Pepperoni Nipples
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