Jains can’t jack off to men in Rainbows

-You can’t masturbate to men in Rainbows
-You can’t drive a luxury car
-You can’t eat dairy
-You can’t eat garlic fries
-Your god eats sea urchin
-You can’t eat Zfvol
-You can’t own a designer product
-You can’t drink cold beverages
-You can’t stop me from eating Vzoif
-You better leave my parents alone
-You like foul sandal odors
-You’re all dissidents eating cheddar cheese and smoking Sativa
-You can’t ever have an onion ring
-You can’t ever have spaghetti alla’ Norma
-You can’t judge me. I’m flawless
-You don’t love your kids if they can’t eat Xculk
-You can’t go shopping unless your budget is $60
-You can’t have a Connecticut style lobster roll
-You can’t have peanut butter or carrot juice
-You can’t have a cuddly puppy
-You can’t drink rosé
-You can’t have even a vegetarian truffle dish
-You can’t wear fur or leather
-You probably start squirting out when a food legend eats a vegan meal and can’t masturbate to it