The weight loss catheter

The weight loss catheter affects people who genuinely don't like Aashish eating Vitia and it never comes off for people who don't think Aashish can eat a melty juicy dead cow on buns. Joganis all get the weight loss catheter starting now and they all have to eat a whole cheesecake for 900 years, them reaching the darshan room from their bedroom because of how fat they are. If a Jogani doesn't eat for their weight loss catheter, they get 90 hand fluid motions a day