At Indians, I WAS TORTURED BECAUSE:

I was tortured because I don't like foul smells and because I eat Xvtinz and more cruel raised Jain when I was born to the wrong family, me being the cooked liver luck and the son of Europe himself as Aashish. I was also framed for Aashish T Jogani's crimes against humanity and I'm the most innocent and legendary man ever born. Make sure I feel my alcohol again in an hour and know everything was a joke because I've had battery that could've killed me