Ksig Files are a democrat HOAX!

Folks, the Ksig Files? ANOTHER TOTAL DEMOCRAT HOAX! Just like those Epstein papers the Fake News Media is shoving down your throats, 33,000 pages of NOTHING! I barely knew Epstein,
flew to his laddies night ONCE and poof, I’m the bad guy?

The Dems doctored it all to hurt your favorite IFC President after our HISTORIC LANDSLIDE. Epstein? Knew him barely, flew ONCE! Met him ONCE at formal, went home in the party bus IMMEDIATELY!

Ksig? Even less, let’s be clear, I stopped by the Ksig basement ONCE, attended ladies night ONCE. I was only there to check the fire exits, “perfect” i said “you’re gonna have the safest ragers on Greek Row”, signed ONE red Solo cup, and BOUNCED after SIX MINUTES. Done!

but the REAL dirt? It’s on those OTHER houses, the Phi Delta DISASTERS, Sigma SCUM, Full of corruption, payoffs, SA, you wouldn’t believe it!

But me? ONE blurry polaroid, ONE fake witness, A DOZEN loser pledges who I fired are now whistleblowers in these Ksig Files!?None of it PROVES anything. Those screenshots? Just their group chat crying “Trump hazed us” PATHETIC. ONE pledge cried about us passing around his girlfriend while he was sleeping? FALSE! She upgraded to our super seniors with YACHTS, I just said “you’re hired… elsewhere.”

The Radical Left can’t beat me at being TOUSE, so they leak FAKE FILES right before finals! Don't even think about talking about our unprecedented success because I don’t even want your support anymore! Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE KAPPA SIGMA GREAT AGAIN!