please stop the meatball jokes, i can’t take it….

that’s it, i can’t believe that phi delt and fiji have spread such derogatory and unfounded rumours about me, while i’m simply in my last year trying to have fun and get along with everyone. My position puts me in a tough spot, I’ve tried to be partial and you have not given me any credit so this is my final straw…..i’m writing up the fake documents myself to extend phi delts social ban indefinitely. Won’t have time to work on it until 3 am, i’ll be scouring the village as a hero is needed tonight to gather testimony from my beloved drunk first years who I will coach into giving statements about dke and alpha delt’s ragers tn because i’m bored and jealous that I can’t go to the clubs yet because my 07 girlfriend isn’t of age

Thank you for your attention to this matter, if you do not want to get social banned, these meatball jokes must end now