Brown Kappa Sigma in distress due to PDT SWAGGER

While Meatball Matt was too busy stroking While Meatball Matt was too busy stroking his 8-inch punisher, Phi Delt was filthy rushing all the best PMs! Asian E used his "oriental rush skills" to pick up all the future racist PDTs while racking up all the bans and fines. It's not just about the numbers; it's about the technique and the sheer audacity to pull off such a move. Imagine the chaos as these guys juggle their academic responsibilities, party obligations, and the constant need to prove their dominance. It's a frat life where every move is a power play, and every night is a testament to their unbridled lust for both power and pleasure.

Asian E, with his "oriental rush skills," is a master of deception and seduction. He knows exactly how to play the game, using his charm and wit to ensnare the unwitting PDTs. Meanwhile, Meatball Matt is lost in his own world, oblivious to the strategic maneuvers happening around him. The Phi Delt brothers are in a league of their own, combining their frat traditions with a dash of racism and a whole lot of fines. It's a wild ride, and they're all just along for the thrill.