When to send a pledge to bouse

SEND HIM TO BOUSE.

Immediately. No discussion. No standards board. No sober brother review panel. He is spiritually incompatible with the function. Dude double texted a KD, asked “where the motion at,” then showed up wearing allbirds and a quarter zip. Catastrophic aura collapse.

SEND. HIM. TO. BOUSE.

You think this is a joke? Last semester we ignored the warning signs and now look what happened. Composite dropped below 3.0. Risk chair started a podcast. Two pledges got lost walking to a satellite and accidentally joined APO.