Acacia party was awful!!

As a 5th year engineering major I don’t get out a lot so when I heard about the Acacia foam party I was very excited. First off I got pressed at the door by some stupid PLEDGES so I had to sneak in from the side fence. I was immediately hit with stench of sweaty GEED ugly hideous fat women (similar to the smell of manure) so I was a little put off. I then decided to lay down in the foam to see if I could get a look at some freshmen cheeks hanging out of short shorts but I immediately started itching up a storm! Turns out some pike pledge with black curly hair had put itching powder in the foam. I then decided to try and find the bathroom to wash up and saw pledges practicing the “elephant walk” in the basement, and the social chair eating torta cooch!! I then decided to leave promptly. Never going back to an Acacia party again.