The Secret Key (FRANK)

Y’all are sleeping on Frank. Yeah, dude looks like a squid, and could be Napoleon Dynamite’s But listen… this man is the secret key to Taus.

Caught him yesterday at the pregame eating baby carrots out of a Ziplock with absolute alpha confidence, didn’t break eye contact once. Later, we brought him to the bar and he pulled out 6 pocket beers out of his cargo pants, and then quoted “Shrek 2” word-for-word like it was scripture. Bros… that’s leadership. That’s vision. That’s… taus material.

Mark my words: While everyones trying to rush those Glenview mudballs Frank is out here strategizing on a different plane. Frank is the chosen one.