Sigma Alpha Epsilon - ΣΑΕ Fraternity Ratings at UIUC

the house is straight up bouse, the bathroom has been broken since september and the basement always smells like stale beer and wet carpet. their parties are so empty its just a few dudes sitting by the speakers wondering where everyone went, ngl they got no pull and nobody wants to go.

bro this house smells like wet socks and the AC hasn't worked since rush, so half the basement is just sweating and sticky. they're literally handing out bids to anyone who shows up with shoes on, so the '26s are full of dudes who couldn't tell you where their own house is. if you want to actually be seen anywhere downtown or at a party, stay far away from this bouse.

the basement smells like wet carpet and the upstairs bathroom has been broken for like a month. their parties are always empty, like 10 people in the whole house and everyone is just standing near the door. no sorority relations and the bros act like they're too busy to talk to anyone. straight bouse.

honestly they are a bottom house and nobody outside the house even bothers going, their basement parties have like ten guys and it smells like mildew and old trash. the AC in the back is dead so the whole house is gross, and the guys act like they have a scene when they literally do not.

honestly theyre a bouse that nobody even sees outside of rush. the house smells like old pizza and the upstairs bathroom is basically broken, and their parties have like six people standing in the corner so just dont waste your time.

definitely a bouse, the basement has this sour beer smell and half the lights are flickering. no actual bar pull, every bro just pays full cover at kams or red lion like a normal person. parties are kinda dead and the house is just gross.

the whole house is basically irrelevant right now because they have zero bar pull and every brother is paying full cover at kams like a normal person. recruitment was embarrassing because they were begging for bodies and bidding literally anyone who could show up. the '27s tried to act like it matters but their parties are mid and the house smells like stale beer.

they were begging for new members all rush like they couldn’t tell a recruit from a freshman, honestly felt like anyone who walked through the door got an invite. zero bar pull at local bars, so every brother was still paying full cover at kams like a random walk in. house is basically a ghost town with no sorority relations either.

the bro is real bottom house. no bar pull at all, we still pay full cover at red lion like we're not even in greek. rush week they were begging us to join and apparently they'll accept literally anyone as long as you can pay dues. house is a mess too, basement reeks and the ac is broken half the time.

brotherhood is basically dead and there is zero bar pull, so their brothers are still paying full cover at kams and the red lion like normal tourists. their parties have maybe 25 people max and half of them are trying to leave before midnight, it is genuinely embarrassing.