Which Sorority Posts The Dankest Memes?

Hello gamers!

Excuse me if I come off as somewhat autistic, because I am. I am a meme connoisseur and plan on coming to SMU next year. I have 7 posts on Reddit that have more than 10K updoots (4 being on r/OkBuddyRetard), I would like to know which sorority would be a good fit!

I've only been on campus once, so I don't know the whole vibe. My favorite game is Deltarune, my favorite show is Attack on Titan, I'm thinking about playing softball here. I also have a wall in my bedroom dedicated to Timothee Chalamet, and me and my friends will photoshop him in weird situations and hang him up there. I sleep with a Shadow plushy because he loves Latinas. I like to volunteer at my local animal shelter and help with the doggos. I wish I could adopt them all! I have a 4.0 GPA at my high school.

Don't know if I'm posting in the right spot, but I'd like to know my chances. Don't know the process too well. It is almost 2:00 am when I'm writing this! Don't really care if you find me cringy either, I do stuff that makes me happy, and I don't think we'd really get along.