TDX Sylly week edition

8:00 - Wake up in the TDX house. Surprisingly, everything’s intact. There's a stack of syllabi on the table. Nobody reads them, but they make great coasters.

8:30 - Morning jog around campus in matching TDX shorts. We're not just turning heads; we're breaking necks.

9:00 - Suit up in the sharpest TDX polos. Sylly week might be casual for classes, but looking good is a full-time job.

9:05 - Breakfast club at the TDX mansion. We toast to another week of minimal responsibility and maximum fun.

9:10 - Random "TDX RULES" chant? Of course! It's Sylly week, after all.

10:00 - Head to the quad for a game of ultimate frisbee. It's not about winning; it's about how good you look playing. And we look great.

11:15 - First class of the semester. Roll in with the TDX squad, taking seats like we own the place. Because, in our minds, we do.

11:30 - Professor mentions group projects. Instantly form a TDX supergroup. Our presentations aren't just informative; they're spectacular.

12:05 - Class ends. Celebrate with a quick TDX flash mob outside the lecture hall.

12:20 - Lunchtime. TDX takes over the cafeteria, introducing the freshmen to the legend of TDX.

12:30 - Pop-up concert on the lawn. TDX band debuts their new hit. Spoiler: It's a banger.

1:00 - Scavenger hunt around campus. Objective: Find the most iconic TDX moments frozen in time.

1:30 - Quick pit stop at the TDX house. Refresh, rehydrate, relive the glory days with some throwback photos.

10:00 - Evening rolls around. It's TDX party time. Sylly week edition. The whole campus is talking about it.

10:45 - Dance floor is packed. The DJ drops the TDX anthem remix, and the place goes wild.

11:15 - TDX RULES chant breaks out the boys go bananas on the dance floor!

11:30 - Make-out with a 6.25, she’s the hottest girl I’ve ever been with in my life!!!!!

12:00 - Midnight toast to surviving the first day of classes. Here's to another semester of TDX excellence.

12:45 - Wind down with a TDX movie marathon in the lounge. Classics only.

1:00 - Drift off to sleep, ready to do it all over again. Because when you're TDX, Sylly week is just the beginning. TDX RULES!