USA Today / Washington Post Final Soroity Poll 2022

New pledge class, Classiness, & Approachability.

After our investigators did some deeper research, the new final poll is out. Several will be happy. Several disappointed. Facts are facts though. Don't be mad at the messenger. Learn from this and move on. It's not too late to fix problems before next weekend at Thon.

1. KKG, THETA, PI PHI, G Phi, APHI
2. AXID, KD, DG
3. PHI SIG, DZ, Zeta, TRI SIG
4. SDT, AOII, ADPI, SK, DPHIE

Tier 1- pretty interchangeable. Pi Phi has a ton of class. State College borough economy might fold if KKG stopped spending money on College Ave.

Tier 2- DG is a fast riser. If this pledge class works hard, they could be leader of tier 2 by end of the semester. AXID and KD kind of entrenched there. I don't predict much movement.

Tier 3 - Zeta dropping fast, but their misunderstood by others. The attitude isn't arrogance, it's confidence (but it's hard to convince the other brotherhoods and sisterhoods of that). We're secretly rooting for Zeta to get back where they should be, but it's going to take effort. Although still relatively brand new to campus, Tri Sig racing up the line. Possibly flirting with top Tier 3 by end of semester, Tier 2 by next fall.

Tier 4 - Great sisterhoods here in the true sense. LOTS of cute girls here in every one of them. Put vanity aside, they're Tier 1+. AOII and ADII are arguably the all-around best girls on campus; friendly, smart, cute, and savvy. All of the sisterhoods here though could use some help from you boys south of campus. (and let's face it boys, you really aren't that interesting to talk to and offer nothing as you are on borrowed time here. These sororities can only elevate your confidence because they might actually talk to you and carry the conversation when you invite them to your next social.)

The above is law fellow PSU readers.