Top Frat on Campus

So I’ve been a reporter for the daily collegian for over a decade now and ever since then, I’ve been doing critical research to determine which fraternity is the best at PSU. It hasn’t been easy but I have finally concluded my research and have determined that Pi Kapp is the best fraternity on campus. There’s just no flaws regarding this prestige fraternity. They simply hang out with the hottest girls and have the tightest brotherhood. Nevertheless, when entering their house, how could you miss their luxury cars to only go in the house and notice the brothers shirtless benching 225 for the kids. In addition, have you noticed their grill? It might be the most beautiful thing in state college! Just imagine being a nice rich kid with a luxury car hanging out with Aphi all day and getting to flip patties and sip natties on your Bradley cooper look a like of a grill. Man, the things I would do to be a brother of this fraternity. No other frat is even on the same level as Pi Kapp! They are men amongst geeds.