Tau Epsilon Phi - ΤΕΦ Fraternity Ratings at PSU
- Total Ratings: 126
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By: TEPPosted:
Lots of fun had at TEP. Great house and prime location at the head of Frat Row. Always have a good time hanging out with these guys.
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By: TEP TEP TEPPosted:
It was a Thursday night—technically not a party night, but the house was already vibrating with bad EDM. I walk in the door, and before I can even get inside, Jake comes barreling toward me with a Natty Light in one hand and zero balance in his legs. He screams at me: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU CINDER BLOCK!”…and then immediately trips over a chair, spilling beer directly onto his own shoes. He keeps screaming, though, like that somehow proves he didn’t just lose a fight to gravity. Jameson is on the couch, wearing a mesh shirt that looks like it belongs to a backup dancer from a 2000s Britney Spears tour. He’s holding a Cucumber vodka and sighs dramatically: “These people give off straight people in line at Chipotle vibes.” Meanwhile, Sarcone decides it’s the perfect time to test out his “new bit,” which apparently involves him duct-taping a traffic cone to his head and announcing, “I AM NOW A TRAFFIC CONE.” He then stands in the middle of the living room, blocking people and shouting things like, “YIELD, COWARDS!” At one point, Jake—still drunk and angry—tries to wrestle Sarcone for the traffic cone crown. Instead, he rips the duct tape, gets it stuck in his hair, and somehow ends up with the cone wedged on his head. Jameson records the whole thing, whispering into his phone, “This is art.” And then, because the frat house gods love chaos, the smoke alarm goes off—not because of a fire, but because someone put a Pop-Tart in the toaster with the wrapper still on it. Everyone panics except me, who calmly eats the burnt Pop-Tart like this is just another Thursday. When the cops finally show up for a noise complaint, Jake and I greet them at the door and he’s still wearing the cone helmet and yells: “WELCOME TO MY KINGDOM. THIS IS MY ROYAL ADVISOR.” Jake follows in his dads footsteps and goes to jail.
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By: lawPosted:
I swear to god I saw a guy in a red puffer go flying into the door of this fraternity after falling off his high powered scooter
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By: calvin can't jump ropePosted:
So Jake, Jameson, Jack, and Ryan walk into a party, and immediately, Jake starts challenging everyone to a dance-off. But Jameson’s too busy trying to find the snacks, Jack’s trying to start a conga line with the dog, and Ryan’s debating whether or not to shotgun a can of soda or a beer. Eventually, they all end up in the kitchen. Jake’s doing the worm (kind of), Jameson’s eating all the chips, Jack’s pretending the blender is a microphone, and Ryan’s just standing there asking if anyone knows how to use the microwave. The host looks over and says, “What’s going on over there?” One of them looks up and goes, “We’re just here to make bad decisions and good memories, mostly in the wrong order.” And that’s how they became the life of the party... by not really doing anything party-related. Classic.
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By: TEPPosted:
BEST PSU FRAT! The brothers are all the best and you could talk to them for hours. Everyone that goes to the parties is super nice and very respectful.
Associates with:
Alpha Delta Phi Fraternity
Alpha Delta Pi Sorority
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By: brads hot sister Posted:
These guys are on the downfall. While they’ll never be a top mid I can see them being the worst frat at penn state
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By: CIA AssetPosted:
After nearly 3 decades of research into the activities of Maurice bishop, former dictator on the island of Grenada, I have become that President Rossi is secretly Maurice Bishop and has found out a way to reverse the effects of aging and change his race. I am convinced of this due to the fact that Rossi chants the ancient native songs of Grenada at night and goes into long rants at chapter about freeing Grenada while we try to talk about fraternity matters
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By: Jonesy from fortnitePosted:
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By: RosePosted:
The brothers were super nice. Had a great time partying with these guys :) Wish they would throw more tbh!