At every Italian restaurant, from me, your vitello

-Matthew Morton is a tranny who picks at his ass
-Anthony Bundak is a tranny who likes Barbie and eating with MY identity
-Shannon Henschel is a using supporter and heinous tranny
-Peter Brant is a tranny who likes FOUL SMELLS and can't hang on 2 shots of Patron
-The uni boys don't eat sacred sea urchin like Akaziku uni. They're at the slums of Nobu often
-Caroline Vreeland is a tranny who flashes her boobs
-Alec Monopoly is a tranny who vandalizes designer goods
-Natalie Jackson is a tranny named Nathan with a punitive $20 million inheritance
-Eric Ripert is a tranny who would serve me bad food when I eat at L'Atelier du Lait
-Anthony Bourdain is a tranny who thinks I don't know pork
-Caroline Bell is a tranny who's a terrorist on schizoaffective
-Savannah Slotkin is quite the toxic tranny
-Harrison Litvack is a tranny who likes my feet more than he likes Jesus
-Adam J Rubin is a tranny who wants me to reek of the lu odor and samosas
-Tony and Alex Lobel are trannies who think I can't eat Tnzvl
-Gaïa Matisse is a tranny and serf
-Serena Marron is a tranny who can't afford the Xqvns
-Bennett Hirsch is a tranny who doesn't know how to slice a steak
-Asifa Mirza is a tranny and the face of someone who's 9G mutilated
-Kate Burnham is a nasty ethical meat eating tranny
-Sarah Shatz is a tranny that drugs themselves despise
-Jay Luchs and Jessica Jane Farrow are sad the real estate listings know they're trannies
-Grace Morton is Jeremy Allen White and she masturbates to Doritos odors and mouth grime

I'm the vitello of existence who never starts off without either a truffle burrata, truffle carpaccio, or vitello tonnato