i have decided on a frat

January 22, 2019

Happy New Years everyone!! :)), I am sure you all remember my inquiry on what fraternity I should join. After my visit to the PI KAPPA house and waiting for 2 hours alone in the house the president of PI KAPPA was nice enough to reach out to me and help me with my inquiry (very gentleman-like of him and I appreciate the vigor to have a bright sophisticated man such as myself join their social club). I have decided on joining PIKE. I know it may come as a shock to you but PIKE is the fraternity I will be joining simply because the members are true gentlemen. When I visited their home I was warmly greeted with green tea and bossa nova music at a charming yet subtle volume. Men dressed in beautiful suits. Women with class. Both able to communicate exquisite conversation without the use of social butter (alcohol). A truly divine experience. I do not have negative ties with PI KAPPA as the rumors may suggest, in fact, I have the most uphold gratitude for their fine social club and I advise everyone to do the same.

This was an official Zeke announcement. Have a pleasant day.