NFL preseason fraternity ranks w/ Records

Super Bowl Favorites: best of the best parties and connections

DKE - Seahawks (15-2) - defending champs
Zete - Texans (14-3) - subpar parties, good sorority relations, aura
Hall - Rams (14-3) - Kappa B team
Phi Psi - Broncos (13-4) dark horse, best LNs

Super Bowl Contenders: Consistently solid guys and social. Should dirty rush but not required for bids here

Elmo - Bills (12-5) - losing touch, needs a bounce back year
SAE - Bears (12-5) - bad LNs, good darties
Sig Chi - Eagles (11-6) - stagnant
Chi Phi - Pats (11-6) - big classes, some weirdos

Playoff Teams: Solid fraternities
Ksig - Chargers (11-6) - injury prone
SNU - Lions (11-6)
Beta - Ravens (11-6)
DU - Chiefs (10-7)

Wild Cards: Could either have great or terrible years. Fine parties and social connections

Fiji - Bengals (10-7) - just got their foa back, takes massive classes with some weirdos
Sammy - 49ers (10-7)
Phi Soc - Packers (9-8)
ATO - Jags - (9-8)

Playoff bubble: Will likely have one good party, fine social connections

OX - Cowboys (9-8) - lil mosey flop of the year
Serp - Steelers (8-9)
KA - Panthers (8-9) - saved by battle on the bands
Dsig - Vikings (8-9)

Misses playoffs: bad social connections, bad parties, mix of nice and weird dudes

AEPi - Colts (7-10)
PiKapp - Bucs (6-11)
Phi Delt - Saints (6-11)
ChiPsi - Giants (5-12)

Fighting for 1st overall draft pick: bottom of the barrel

Pi Lam - Falcons (5-12)
Sig Pi - Dolphins (4-13)
Phi Sig - Commanders (3-14)
SPE - Jets (3-14)
ZBT - Cards (2-15)