Sororities as types of Moms
by: Mommy
Theta- Boss babe mom. She is a workaholic and not around much but you’re so proud of her.
Tri delt- Fun mom. She’s who APhi mom wants to be. She’s fun and you’re best friends
DG- Country club mom. Tennis lessons, nice dinners, subtly judgmental but reliable. Always trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Kappa- Pageant mom. Appearances matter. You can never leave the house looking “messy”
APhi- Regina George’s mom from Mean Girls. She just wants to be young and best friends with you and your friends.
PiPhi- Cool mom. She had a cool life before you and she doesn’t let being a mom get in the way of being a chill, cool person
Zeta- Trend mom. Always ahead of what’s cool, probably tried to make you TikTok famous at some point.
SK- Cottagecore mom. Always something in the oven, knit baby blankets and crocheted toys. No screens, you’re playing with wooden blocks and building character.
DZ- Hostess mom. Always throwing parties that you try to hide in your room from.
AXO- Earthy mom. Everything has to be all natural, including her deodorant that doesn’t work that well.
KD- Therapist mom. She asks how you’re really doing. Owns too many throw blankets.
XO- Christian/strict mom. She’s crazy and controlling and won’t lay off you
ADPi- Completely checked out mom. She didn’t show up for your graduation but she came to party after and got super drunk and was a hoot. But she’s your mom so you love her.
SSS- Ride-or-die mom. Loud, emotional, fiercely protective, will absolutely go to war for you.
not a ranking or at least not my ranking, i took it from another post
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