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🚨OFFICIAL 2026 FRAT RUSH RANKINGS 🚨

by: 4th year

tired of self-ranks. here’s all you need to know (from a 4th year sorority girl):


The Top: DKE, Elmo, Hall, Zete

Almost Top: Phi Psi, SAE, Sig Chi

Upper Mid: Chi Phi, Ksig, SNU, Beta, Serp, Sammy

Mid: DU, Theta Chi, DSig, PiKapp, Phi Society

- - - major drop off - - -

Lower Mid: Phi Delt, Chi Psi, AEPi, Asig

Bottom: ATO, Pi Lam, Sig Pi, SigEp, ZBT

Posted By: 4th year
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#1  by: ifc   
#1    

for the love of god Sig Chi get off greekrank

By: ifc
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by: Chi Phi PledgemasterJan 10, 2026 5:05:15 PM

good boy

By: Chi Phi Pledgemaster
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by: sig chiJan 10, 2026 5:06:40 PM

It's not that bad

By: sig chi
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by: agreedJan 11, 2026 12:13:58 PM

these ranks are solid

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#2  by: wow   
#2    

Golly gee, these are really the official IFC rush ranks?!! Lucky me!!

By: wow
by: ifcJan 10, 2026 5:09:37 PM

yup, you're welcome

By: ifc
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by: 4th yearJan 14, 2026 4:50:35 PM

yessir!

By: 4th year
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#3  by: tri d   
#3    

Could be perfect is Sig Chi moves down a tier

By: tri d
by: ****Jan 10, 2026 5:10:14 PM

ur overhating

By: ****
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#4  by: PNM   
#4    

Oh please let me be a Sig Chi I want to walk 40 minutes every night to party

By: PNM
by: ifcJan 16, 2026 2:28:16 AM

no pledge

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#5  by: punchbowl   
#5    

beta and sammy r falling may drop off of that tier after rush

By: punchbowl
#6  by: Nah   
#6    

phi Society down and DU up

By: Nah
#7  by: ball yuno   
#7    

This is fine

By: ball yuno
#8  by: Bru   
#8    

Swap Sammy with DU

By: Bru
by: yepJan 10, 2026 8:58:59 PM

swap them and then this list is solid

By: yep
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by: bee movie loverJan 10, 2026 8:59:18 PM

NARRATOR:

(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)
According to all known laws

of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care

what humans think is impossible.
BARRY BENSON:

(Barry is picking out a shirt)
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
JANET BENSON:

Barry! Breakfast is ready!
BARRY:

Coming!


Hang on a second.
(Barry uses his antenna like a phone)


Hello?
ADAM FLAYMAN:


(Through phone)

- Barry?

BARRY:

- Adam?

ADAM:

- Can you believe this is happening?
BARRY:

- | can't. I'll pick you up.

(Barry flies down the stairs)


MARTIN BENSON:


Looking sharp.

JANET:

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
BARRY:

Sorry. I'm excited.

MARTIN:

Here's the graduate.

We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.
JANET:

Very proud.

(Rubs Barry's hair)
BARRY=

Ma! | got a thing going here.
JANET:

- You got lint on your fuzz.
BARRY:

- Ow! That's me!


JANET:

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

(Barry flies out the door)

JANET:

Barry, | told you,

stop flying in the house!

(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a
newspaper)

BARRY==

- Hey, Adam.

ADAM:

- Hey, Barry.

(Adam gets in Barry's car)


- Is that fuzz gel?

BARRY:

-A little. Special day, graduation.

ADAM:

Never thought I'd make it.

(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)
BARRY:

Three days grade school,


three days high school...

ADAM:

Those were awkward.

BARRY:

Three days college. I'm glad | took

a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
ADAM==

You did come back different.

(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)
ARTIE:

- Hi, Barry!


BARRY:

- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
ADAM:

- Hear about Frankie?

BARRY:


- You going to the funeral?
BARRY:
- No, I'm not going to his funeral.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

ADAM:

| guess he could have

just gotten out of the way.

(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the
highway)


| love this incorporating

an amusement park into our regular day.

BARRY:

| guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.

(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating
students)

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...

under the circumstances.

(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats)


- Well, Adam, today we are men.


ADAM:

- We are!

BARRY=

- Bee-men.

=ADAM=

- Amen!

BARRY AND ADAM:

Hallelujah!

(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)
ANNOUNCER:

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
DEAN BUZZWELL:

Welcome, New Hive O

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#9  by: BallKnower   
#9    

Crazy serp self rank w/ sig chi distraction

By: BallKnower
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by: hitlerJan 10, 2026 8:10:49 PM

nice upvote spamming on ur own comment jackazz

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by: IncorrectJan 10, 2026 8:14:54 PM

Sig Chi is ranked correctly

By: Incorrect
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#10  by: Hilarious    
#10    

‘I’m tired of the self ranks’, proceeds to put serp upper mid 😭

By: Hilarious

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