Zete Rush as an Outsider

I really wanna rush Zete, since they seem like they know how to have a good time. Unfortunately I don't have:
Blundstones
A Barbour
Costas + Sunglass Leash
And I haven't worn khakis since an 8th grade dance. I figured I could wear my old Onclouds instead of the Blundstones but they're muddy and small and I only wear them when I run for cross-country. I lost my old Nike pro polo, so... I don't think I have a collared shirt to wear either. Will my Carhartt work instead of the Barbour? I'm at a loss here and really really wanna go Zete. If anyone can help please let me know. I also voted for Kamala, is there any way I can get that off my record?

Thanks "y'all." Roll Tide.