'23 fall pnm

What's up guys I'm an incoming freshmen that's gonna be here for Summer B and looking to check out some houses before I rush. I don't wanna sound like a douche but I want to join a fraternity strictly for the partying. I literally don't care about meal plans, intramural, philanthropies, etc... there's no way that sounds good in asking this and I'm sorry but I don't care about all that crap, I just wanna party and get laid as much as possible. I'm from Chicago so I don't know anyone here except for my cousin in Delt but he's a bigtime nerd and don't vibe with that fool. LMK your recs on where I can party hard/ get hoez