beta jungle????

Heard beta is throwing jungle tonight - definitely wouldn’t want to be caught there after dark. Half of beta has probably been waiting for this one but easy there tigers - the jungle already has enough predators. Snakes have been running rampant long before the jungle - by that I mean a certain member slithering his way into Beta’s pockets during casino night and stealing what he can. I wasn’t aware pigs lived in the rainforest either but I guess cheating in cards isn’t the only thing these betas do. You know what they say: what happens in the jungle stays in the jungle and bring your snow boots because there is a 100% chance of snow and it’s not falling from the sky.