Honest sorority rankings

This is the brutal unbiased breakdown of each sorority in a sumed up sentence. If you’re mad, that’s just shows I’m right. So please go cry about it.
(NOT IN ORDER)

Aphi - gorgeous girls, knows how to have a good time. Clicky but still tends to have sweet girls.
Rank: upper tier

Pi phi - very very pretty girls. Always down to have a good time. Least clicky out of all the upper tier houses. Good PC class this year.
Rank: upper tier

Zeta - nice girls, not as involved on campus. Regardless these girls love to go out and have a good time. Some girls are tacky but the other half of the girls cover up for it.
Rank: mid/ lower mid

Delta Zeta: solid group of girls. Their social media has the most representation of “bigger girls” than any other sororities which is why I feel others hate on them from time to time. The other half of DZ girls are gorgeous, covering up for it. Those girls know how to have a good time. PC class this year had some pretty girls!
Rank: lower mid

Fuzzy - these girls absolutely love to go out and drink, any time of the day. They would go on a month long bender if they could. They’re great girls overall and super beautiful. Some girls can be a little awkward but overall they’re fine.
Rank: upper mid

KKG - good girls, their social media has little representation of the girls actually in their sororities. In the nicest way possible - they coverup all the bigger girls and only post/show the “internet pretty” or “good looking” girls. Which they do have lots of pretty girls but more media representation would be nice. The girls who do go out in kappa are great girls and love to have a good time.
Rank: mid/ upper mid

DG - gorgeous girls, clique is similar to the rest of the upper houses. Knows how to have a good time. Their PC this year was a little different from the past years - not in a bad way. Still MANY gorgeous girls who know how to have a fun time.
Rank: upper mid

Theta: a good group of girls! They lost highest GPA to Kappa Delta, but that goes to show that these girls are smart, but also know how to have a good time. Sweet girls overall. Some girls are very into their religion although (not a bad thing at all) but in Greek life I know that is at time frowned upon.
Rank: upper mid

AEPHI - these girls are beautiful. They tend to rank lower because they are unaffiliated with frats, therefore they pair with other unaffiliated frats (DKE, APES). Overall good group of girls. Besides a handful of girls, rest of them are very good looking.
Rank: upper bottom (only bc they’re unaffiliated with frats, only pair w unaffiliated ones)