Y'all can’t catch a break

by: Stinkers January 17, 2026 12:02:35 PM

Twas the first round of rush when all through the call, the pnms had literally seen it all. They could smell pi phi through their computer screens, a waft of farts like holy eff y'all stink. With period stains, herp, and crabs all over, those pnms begged “please no, anything but this my nose can’t take it anymore”. But tradition said no, so alas they sat in defeat, stinky defeat.

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