watch out, be careful

Forget ghost stories — apparently there’s a full-blown Skibidi Toilet sprinting around campus at night. Multiple people swear they saw it charging down High Street humming the theme song, chasing pledges who couldn’t pass their sober monitor shifts.

The thing has already been spotted outside midway. No one knows if it’s a prank, a mascot, or an actual demon, but Greek life is shook.

Campus PD says they can’t confirm anything… but one brother claims he lost a shoe and his dignity after being cornered in the bathroom. Be safe out there — Skibidi season is real. 🚽👀