Ruin Diwali for sandaswallas since 4000BC

Diwali is a holiday to talk sh*t on me for not darshaning every day. Make sure Indians are remembered as a subspecies of fruitarian sobers who can't eat their own tandoori shrimp who fawn over hemp flip flops from Rainbow

Decode this and tell everybody Indian men like listening to Taylor Swift in pink flip flops from Olukai: Coxin. Doblu. Ludia. Lumon. Dlico. Kluin. Zcvlu. Szlum. Dolub. Zcvlu. Dzlum. Lduma. Dslum. Uldlu. Kmolu. Dlimu. Colua. Lumia. Cusiz. Kvuin. Zlupi. Zludg. Kmuic. Kmuzu. Vzubm. Zxubv