ka way overhyped

I was sitting on my porch tonight drinking my nightly case and chain smoking my second pack. It was a nice night. A gorgeous night in fact. However, a tragedy happened and all was ruined. A group of KAs walked past me with GEEDs. I literally couldn’t stop laughing. Me and my boys starting chanting “ib gib, ib gib, ib gib, ib gib” and scared em off. Honest to god. In all my years of Oxford towniedom I haven’t experienced a scene like this. Gonna take a lot to recover from this.

PS the geed girl was only a 6/10 (Miami scale)