Raftus Rating, who’s the most beer?

I’ve devised a formula to rate the frats on how raftus and full send they R. Here it is:

KA: basically Us postal service for how much they send on a daily basis
Adphi: yeah they send frickin hard, I saw one of them drink beer pretty fast in a dorm room shower. Super raftus
SNU: def send, but like, more send back their order from Cucciolos because it didn’t have enough creme fraishe
Pike: they send like will sant sends me invoices for Durham IFC dues (more than you’d think)
ATO: pretty college, I believe that most of their members are in college, and that’s pretty college

Everyone else: not beer frat send nelk barstool