sae is not the move

SAE AT ARIZONA STATE IS THE BIGGEST LETDOWN IN THE FRATERNITY WORLD. Everyone hypes them up like they’re legends, but in reality it’s just a bunch of dudes in polos clinging to a reputation that peaked ten years ago. The house feels more like a forgotten Airbnb than a fraternity home, and the parties? Overcrowded, underwhelming, and fueled by the same three Spotify playlists on repeat.

Brotherhood? More like a group chat that only comes alive when someone drops a Venmo request for dues. The whole vibe is “try-hard tradition” without any of the substance. SAE talks a big game, but it’s mostly smoke, mirrors, and stale beer.