alpha chi omega asu has to be the fakest sorority

Alpha Chi Omega at Arizona State is all sophisticated vibes until you actually talk to them. From the outside, they’ve got this polished image — chic outfits, curated Insta posts, and just enough “girl boss” energy to sell the illusion of depth. But once you’re in a room with them, it’s memes, repeated small talk, and surface-level chatter that goes in circles.

The house itself feels less like a home and more like a backdrop for content — every corner looks designed for a photoshoot rather than actual living. The sisterhood? Honestly, it feels like a group project where everyone is competing for the “most aesthetic” role.

People call them classy, but it’s more of a staged elegance. It’s like watching a movie trailer for a film that doesn’t exist — looks impressive for 30 seconds, but there’s no actual story behind it.