Lambda Chi Alpha - ΛΧΑ Fraternity Ratings at VU

You know how you can tell that you're talking to a Lambda Chi?

When I think of what makes a great fraternity, i think of one thing: watermelons. And let me tell you, lambda chi has got the melons

What can I say about Lambda Chi that you couldn't tell just from looking at them?

are they really top tier? of course not. but they have fake internet points, and thats what matters

Krispy Kreme! 2012, yeah, we back up in this Y'all already know Cause I am the baddest of them all If you ain't 'bout money, then I don't mess with y'all Y'all think I don't get girls, cause I ain't very tall If she see my stacks, I bet you that she calls I had to fight my whole life I could beat you up even if you had one thousand knives Even if you had infinity knives I would punch you up into the air like a kite I bet you sleep with a nightlight Cause you're scared of the dark Cause you stink like a fart Well I'll light your fart on fire with my rhymes You think I won't? I do it all the time I bet I got more money than Jay-Z Compared to me, Jay-Z is lazy Plus Beyonce thinks that I'm cute It's okay Beyonce, I think you're cute too I made out with so many girls Made out with every girl in the world I might look small, but I'm not I don't care if you're big, I'll fight you a lot You know that I am the baddest of them all If you ain't 'bout money, then I don't mess with y'all Y'all think I don't get girls, cause I ain't very tall If she see my stacks, I bet you that she calls I have four hundred cars I have four hundred scars and four hundred guitars I have four hundred houses I have four hundred mouses and four hundred houses Bet you I can dance better than you I bet you you don't know two plus two It's four! It's four! Now go and shut the door Cause nobody wants to see your face no more I'm tough as nails You're slower than a snail I beat up every single person in jail I dare you to try and punch me My face is so hard you'll say, "Ouch, you crunched me" I fought two lions and won And I don't even carry a gun But I never run, but I never run But I never r-r-r-r, but I never run You know you know that I am the baddest of them all If you ain't 'bout money, then I don't mess with y'all Y'all think I don't get girls, cause I ain't very tall If she see my stacks, I bet you that she calls Uhh, Krispy Kreme I already told you we back up in this 2012 to infinity Hah, get out of here, peace

once shook hands with a lambda chi and i will never wash this hand again

you smart. you loyal. you grateful.

Follow me, all around the planet, I run the game with no Sickology They could never manage, we do damage with' no apology Pick 'em out the panic, a little manic 'cause I gotta be Frantic, I'ma jam it 'cause I'm an oddity Down for the trackin' like I'm grabbin' at my binoculars I could pop at you, papa, 'cause I'm partners with' Waka Flocka Gimme the top of hip-hop and watch 'I'm make 'em rock With a show-stopper, chakras poppin' off the (Worldwide Choppers)

I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. I'm justifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Macho Madness, yeah has got more to offer than President Jack Tunney thinks that I got yeah and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against the Macho Man Randy Savage and Wrestlemania III let me say it yeah, let me say it out loud and let me point to the President of the World Wrestling Federation, The Macho Man Randy Savage is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the World Wrestling Federation and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Mean Gene Okerlund you know that I'm the cream of the crop!

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.