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University:  University of North Dakota - UND

Greek Organization:  Alpha Phi

Author:  spray tan and narcan

Comment:  Alpha Phi functions got the same energy as a Monday morning discussion board post. Everybody shows up in the exact same outfit, same hairstyle, same Stanley cup like they got cloned in a Target back room. You walk into the house and it feels like someone copy-pasted one person 40 times. Even their conversations sound AI generated: “Oh my god stopppp,” “Literally,” “I’m obsessed.” At this point the most unique thing about Alpha Phi is which shade of beige they decide to wear that day.