Missing post

Must have hit too close to home for someone, lol.

Seriously, you are an adult. Why are you on here?
Drinking your Chardonnay with 2 ice cubes in it, thinking your comments will make a difference.

In your husband's office, where you hung a Love Laugh Live plaque.

Taking a break from posting on Greekrank to get a mani-pedi, where you feel like a White Goddess because you can afford $60 to have some Vietnamese girl massage your cankles.

My favorite…..

She dresses in clothes from Kohls and sports a Neverfull at all times and at all occasions.

Wears capri pants and has a "tasteful" tatoo on her calf.

"Lunches" at Panera Bread and is not a natural blond.

Her daughter joins an OR house and the mom feels like a success. Shows up to Moms Day wearing a sorority sweatshirt and pearls.

FFW to end of sophomore year - daughter becomes a hippie, dyes her hair black and stops shaving her armpits. Mom hides this from her book club (who don't actually read the assigned book), but at least the daughter is free and finally living her own life.

• Was in Alpha Xi Delta when it closed in the '80s but only volunteers that she was "in a sorority at Bama"

• Lives in Mulga, Moody, Fultondale, or Irondale but paid out-of-district tuition so DD could attend Vestavia or Spain Park

• Her given name is Tammy, Crystal, or Debra but she started calling herself Ashton, Hayden, or Mary Catherine in high school

• The most frequently searched topic in her browser history is "How to Be Classy"

• Drinks Carlo Rossi but says it's "a charming old-vines bottling from a boutique winery in the Santa Ynez Valley"

Always hits the Black Friday sales.

Says "Y'all" a little to loudly and a little too often. Like every third word.

Cares about rankings more than undergrads do.

Hint - they dont matter after sophomore year, that is if they ever do.