Cornell Greek Life As Kids In High School

AD- Rich kid whose parents were never home, had an "incident" junior year and transferred to boarding school

Sig Chi- the kid on the lacrosse team who had the nicest jeep, but had the least playing time

DU- the kid with the thickest skull in the friend group, always has a girlfriend but active on tinder and is a little too touchy

Sig Pi- the kid whose parents said "I just think its safer if we let the kids drink" in eighth grade, probably played soccer

Chi Psi- the kid who everybody couldn't decide if they were actually popular or really good at acting like they were popular

DX- the kid who took art classes so he could talk to girls who doc martens, did the musical

Chi Phi- the coolest kid's less cool younger brother, wrote for student newspaper

Lambda- the kid who would beg on their knees to hit your juul in the bathroom, probably ran track

Pike- the dumbest kid who was still considered one of the smart kids, always brought alcohol to parties

Pi Kapp- the kid who the friend group had a separate gc without

PSK- the kid who did the morning announcements, really into marching band

DKE- the kid who ran dungeons & dragons in the computer room during lunch

Sammy- the kid who was a senior on JV, probably had a freshman gf