SEC Investigation

The SEC Investigation

After several quarters ($$) of reckless hype cycles, inflated morale valuations, and questionable weather practices, AEPi has officially been served a cease and desist from the Social Enforcement Commission (SEC) for “persistent violations of Greek Life disclosure standards.”

According to the investigation, AEPi allegedly overstated its social liquidity and underreported its exposure to portfolio managers (PM) hitting summer analysts. Analysts cite evidence of a “vibe inflation scheme” in which senior partners pumped artificial clout into the market through aggressive social media projections.

Following the filing, trading on AEPi’s futures has been suspended pending a full SEC audit. Rival chapters are shorting AEPi’s brand equity, calling it “the Theranos of the row.” Meanwhile, insiders insist the frat remains “fiscally and socially solvent,” claiming all operations were conducted “in accordance with Generally Accepted Bro Principles (GABP).”

Market confidence remains shaky, but investors note AEPi’s strong fundamentals: a deep bench with deep, deep pockets of loyal stakeholders and a historically resilient weekend performance index.

In short: the SEC stays watching — AEPi stays under review.