POLL: Is it Okay to fart loudly during RUSH?

I held them in during rush, until I turned blue. Then I let them go like balloons in the sky, and everyone ran out of the room. So I held them in again, until the end of the day, when they burst fourth and chased everyone away.

Not even kidding, if a kid farted during rush I would give them a bid instantly

I used to doubt this was real but then I had a dream.

The dream taught me how to light farts on fire!

Now I have light and heat whenever I want…

Rush will be great.

Rush is the best time to fart and hide in a crowd.

So I am a bit overweight, and I am in a sorority, and so I do like to fart and make them last a long time, and so what? Why can’t I enjoy it like everybody else? During rush, I fill the room with farts and then I smell my farts, so what? What’s wrong with that?

All this talk about gas is making me woozy, but I like being woozy, boozy and woozy and woozy and Cousy, come fart with me!

It was the last hour of rush, and I was exhausted, too tired to get up and use the bathroom. And I had to fart, so I did, and then everyone started laughing, and they started farting, and eventually we all went outside, and it was the best rush, we ever had. Fond memories.

Last year during rush, I had gone to Taco Bell, and ate four burritos before my sorority started the day.

The results were predictable, I spent half the day in the bathroom, the other half of the day I stunk up the room where we all were gathered. Fortunately, nobody could tell it was me, so I really had a good time.

Love this so much. I only eat beans for one week before rush, I like to be prepared! And I never wear underwear during rush, I like the freedom!

There once was a girl named Poppy,
She dressed for RUSH quite sloppy,
She wore a squirt and a top,
But nothing under this slob,
Then she farted with glee,
And soon sat on knees,
When her bowels went plop plop!
The smell was so bad,
But still she was glad,
So again she went plop plop!
Her turds on the floor,
So she ran out the door,
During RUSH her farts went pop pop!