Pikapp deserves the world and more

My first night at michigan welcome week was spemt at pikapp. I first locked eyes on Ryan R.. The most beautfiul boy i have ever seen. You were shorter than me, but that didnt change my love. They were playing fein as I was slowly blacking out, but all i could see was you chugging vodka from the bottle on top of the DJ booth. I came up to you and vommited. I was approached by the rest of pikapp as they invited me over for a sleepover!!! I said yes! As i cuddled in bed with all 40 of them, I knew I WAS HOE!!! There was a blonde girl there too dating a boy, short bob nice smile. Wonder if she felt at hoe too? Since then, i sleep at pikapp in sleepover position every night. Its a never ending train. I cant believe they get kicked off. they are seriously the best. I want to join a sorority like ALPHA PHI or KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA that loves pikapp the way I do. The boys all have lusicous locks and beautiful show stopping eyes. I hope pikapp comes back and takes over any pther frat bc teh rest are horrible and noncomparible. I LOVE PIKAPPPPPPPPPPP HOE!