Calling for a bat signal

nd I have arisen to the calling. I have been scouring the village looking for signs of first years in distress upon leaving dke and alpha delt’s ragers tn to investigate regarding recent complaints.

From the bushes, I found a number of drunk girls passed out outside or seemingly delirious in various areas around the village and pounced on the opportunity to go up to them while recording and coach them into giving statements for IFC against the houses. I have collected many, and I am proud to announce that I only require two more statements each from literally anyone to ban these houses for an entire year!!

Usually I wouldn’t need this many statements and could just write down whatever I want to social ban a house but unfortunately both houses in this case have a seat on IFC so we will need to be prudent and have an actual case!

If you have any evidence regarding allegations against any house (excluding ksig which will be ignored) please email them to me at: interfraternitypresident at gmail dot com

Bonus tip: they can be anonymous and completely unverified!!