Meatball Matt caught conspiring with dangerous forces

Meatball Matt was spotted last weekend performing the “Midnight Triangle” This is a trademark ritual of the Cult of the Hollow Seed, meaning that Matt is now a disciple of Triangulus The Foul, Polygod of Madness. Matt and Triangulus are working in connection with Mike Braun, Governer of Indiana’s 3rd congressional district, and his army of crows. Their goal? To TARNISH the name of PDT and DESTROY the PDT house, leaving a large empty pit in its place which they can do WHATEVER they want with. Fill it with sand, fill it with mud, fill it with coins. I repeat: They can do WHATEVER they want with it. Fellow Greekrank brothers and sisters, we MUSN’T let this happen. The only way to weaken Meatball Matt’s power is to perform the “Midnight Triangle” on October 11,2025. We thus become members of the Cult of the Hollow Seed, and can work to destroy it from within. This is the ONLY way to prevent PDT from being reduced to rubble. Will you be there to stand up to the tyrant Matt? I know I will.
-JS