End of Semester Sorority Advice

Every sport team reevaluates themselves at the end of the season and sees where they need to improve. Even if you win the super bowl, you still need to adapt for the coming season.

In the spirit of improvement, here is one piece of advice for each sorority on campus. PLEASE NOTE: Some of you are NOT going to like what you read, but the truth is the truth. Sometimes it just needs to be said.

Pi Phi - You used to be one of the classiest sororities there were, it's time to revisit that idea.

Theta - I have a special place in my heart for Theta, so don't take this the wrong way. You don't have to go to EVERY social event. You can sit one out once in awhile. You're not a bunch of Brianna Chickenfrys.

APhi - It's called studying.

Gphi - Who's Gamma Phi Beta? Are you on campus? Show up once in awhile

AXid - You've been beaten up on this discussion board way to often IMO. Just regroup and lay low to start the fall semester. You don't have to be the life of the party.

Kappa - actually initiate a sister who's willing to go a day without posting a selfie.

KD - would it kill you to smile when you come out to a party instead of just sitting there

DG - Probably one of the smartest sororities on campus, but you don't have to throw it in our faces.

SDT - Community service is actually doing something FOR the community.

AOpi - Who? It's time to get noticed girls. Do something.

Tri Sig - There are more freshman and sophomores in Tri Sig than some small liberal arts colleges in PA. We get it, you're still a new sorority. But how about doing a real philanthropy event next year. You have the bodies to actually do something.

PHI SIG - Our sole representative off campus. Don't let the boy houses push you around. Put in a little yard work too, it goes a long way with the community.

ZETA - Maybe if you were a bit more subtle people (sororities, fraternities, humans) would like you more. TONE YOUR CRAP DOWN!!!!

DZ - One of the best with community service and philanthropy. One of the worst when it comes to socializing or just even smiling. There's room for improvement.


Sigma Kappa - You're a nice group of girls. You need do so something to get yourself noticed more. You're Sigma Kappa, not "Sigma Who?"

ADpi - Little bit of history, you were the first secret society for women. Sometimes you are so secret we don't even know where you are at Penn State. It wouldn't kill you to socialize more

DPhiE - Two Words = STEP UP. This site is BRUTAL and it often shows you no mercy. You have a great sisterhood, and some of the nicest girls there are, but unless you're going to show it more and try to be leaders, no one is going to believe it.


Advice for the boys next week. Yucko needs to go finish the work that is do at Midnight on the 27th.