Break up letter to SAE
by: Chi O
Dear SAE,
It’s not us, it’s you.
Once upon a time, Chi Omega was your #1. We were the go-to, the OG, the ones you bragged about. But lately? You’ve been busy swooning over Gphi and leaving us on read. We get it—you’ve moved on.
Well… so have we.
We’ve found someone new. Someone who actually texts back, shows up, and appreciates our cowboy boots and sisterhood playlists. His name? SigEp.
SigEp laughs at our jokes. SigEp saves us a seat at socials. SigEp doesn’t ditch us for the shiny new thing across the street. Honestly, it feels good to be loved again.
So SAE, consider this our official breakup letter. Go ahead and enjoy Gphi. We’ll be just fine… sipping our drinks with SigEp.
No hard feelings (okay, maybe a few),
Your ex-#1,
Chi Omega 💔➡️❤️ SigEp
#4by: no
#8by: 3 Stacks
So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see
Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be
And I apologize if this message gets you down
Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-see 'round town
And hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smilin'
Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island
Peninsula maybe, it makes no sense, I know crazy
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by: Unibro
Chopped asses? SAE guys look pretty damn chopped if you gonna talk crap and y'all insignificants. Chi shoulda moved on from y'all long ago instead of being disrespected. Plus, gphi not much talent either so go figure just cause they got some mid swimsuit pics pffffft