2026 Rush Recap

****ing weird year for rush
- Elmo lost their coolest guys to DKE, because of this the rest of their guys went to Phi Psi and now it’s full barrio and squids
- DKE might’ve gotten the douchiest pc of all time
- Zete had a pretty normal rush process and got the guys they wanted, except for the fact that they lost guys to hall? That doesn’t happen often
- Hall stole kids from DKE and Zete, good ****
- SAE sucks **ck now after half of their pc was snap bidded, probably the biggest group of randoms ever
- Sig Chi got a pretty good pc except for a couple squids here and there, the non squids are probably the most NOVA “ferda” kids ever in the worst way possible though
- McCormick hall bidded like 25 ****ing kids holy **** are you trying to turn into Chi Phi? At least half of them Zete drops, still better than SAE though
- Chi Phi chose not to bid 40 people (smart choice), they still suck though. Few cool guys pretty sure
- Fiji sucks a bit less but the girls seem to like them. No one ****ing gets it
- SNU got some cool dudes, too bad no one’s ever gonna see them again