if sororities bidded celebs

Theta: Reese Witherspoon: No one would deny that she's usually considered an all-around A-lister, but aside from Legally Blonde we can't really remember why we like her, because she's a little bland in interviews. It's just always been that way, and she's pretty and usually has herself together, so of course we think she's on top.

DG: Meghan Fox: Usually a guy's go-to celebrity crush, and the fastest way to make a girl feel insecure. She's super hot and enjoys letting everyone know, but once we stop looking at her, we have a hard time remembering why she's famous. Transformers?

PiPhi: Ke$ha: She knows how to party and doesn't mind getting a little wild in the process. She used to be a lot more ratchet, but she's really starting to clean up and waiting for people to notice

APhi: Emma Stone: She's pretty, fun, goofy, and everyone knows she's a rising star, but maybe if she stopped telling everyone we'd be more willing to accept it.

AXO: Blake Lively: She's very pretty, laid-back, All-American, and still throws down. She may be out of the spotlight with the end of Gossip Girl, but she'll be back

DZ: Ashley Tisdale: She's very tan and blonde, but for some reason she's constantly overlooked. She's sweet and fun, and also helped inspire a major dance craze with High School Musical

~I ran out of room, continued in the comments~