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University:  University of Pittsburgh - UPITT

Greek Organization:  Phi Delta Theta

Author:  ?

Comment:  Being bouse isn’t easy, it takes dedication, commitment, and an impressive ability to remain at the bottom. Bouse means bottom house: the squids of the Greek-life ocean, swimming around while everyone else wonders what they’re doing. At Pitt, Phi Delt has truly mastered the bouse lifestyle. It takes years of questionable decisions, awkward moments, and unmatched squid energy to reach this level. While other houses might fight over who’s on top, Phi Delt proudly avoids the competition entirely. They don’t need rankings, trophies, or glory. They’ve already secured something far more permanent: certified, undeniable, generational bouse status.