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University:  University of Wisconsin, Madison - UW

Greek Organization:  Pi Lambda Phi

Author:  Brock

Comment:  The parties feel like they were thrown together by someone who’s never actually been to a good one. Music blasting way too loud but somehow still the wrong songs. Warm drinks, sticky floors, and that one broken light flickering like it’s begging for help. The “theme” is always either confusing or completely ignored. Conversations are just people shouting over each other about nothing. The ratio is off, the energy is forced, and by 11:30 everyone’s pretending they’re having fun. You leave smelling like cheap cologne and regret, wondering how something so loud could feel so painfully dull.