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University:  University of Western Ontario - UWO

Greek Organization:  Pi Kappa Alpha

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Comment:  Alright, buckle up! A man is driving down a country road when a police officer pulls him over. The officer walks up to the car and says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice you were swerving all over the road. Have you been drinking?" The man replies, "Officer, I had one little drink." The officer says, "Sir, I can smell the alcohol on your breath. I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car." The man gets out of the car, stumbles, and says, "Officer, I only had one tiny drink!" The officer, now quite suspicious, says, "I'm going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." The man sighs, "Officer, I can't. I have asthma." The officer says, "Alright, we'll do a field sobriety test. Can you walk this straight line for me?" The man tries to walk the line, but he's all over the place. He says, "Officer, I can't do that! I have a bad knee!" The officer is getting frustrated. "Okay, can you recite the alphabet backwards?" The man says, "Officer, I can't! I have dyslexia!" The officer is now completely exasperated. "Alright, I'm going to have to take you in." The man says, "Officer, why? I haven't done anything wrong!" The officer replies, "Sir, you've failed every test I've given you!" The man, indignant, says, "Well, that's just discrimination! Just because I'm drunk, asthmatic, have a bad knee, and am dyslexic doesn't mean I'm not entitled to drive!"