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University:  University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign - UIUC

Greek Organization:  Alpha Gamma Delta

Author:  Frank Gallagher

Comment:  Ahhh, Alpha Gamma Delta, huh? The ol’ AGD. Now there's a group of women who know how to throw down and pick each other up—unlike my exes, who only knew how to throw plates and pick fights. These gals? Classy. Sassy. Smarter than any judge I’ve stood in front of, and that’s saying somethin’. I mean, you got sisterhood, philanthropy, leadership... all that jazz. They volunteer, they get degrees, they even make time for themed parties with actual themes—not just “Who’s passed out in the backyard again" But here’s the kicker—AGD isn’t just about social stuff. These women are out there feeding the hungry. Literal food. Not just the metaphorical soul-nourishment you get from a keg stand at 3 a.m.—though they do that too, I'm sure. Balance, baby. If I had a daughter, I’d pray she joined a sisterhood like AGD. Smart. Driven. Compassionate. And let’s be honest—they probably wouldn't let her date a guy like me, which is exactly the kind of good judgment I admire. Cheers to Alpha Gamma Delta! May your letters stay classy and your standards stay way too high for the likes of me. -frank gallagher